I'm thinking there's some drinking going on

And if there isn't, then I don't know what to say about these folks.  This guy is nothing, if not persistant.

And one of my favorites, he writes me a couple times a week just to say hi or hey or just type random letters.

Hi Ho!

I really like that there are guys out there willing to help a girl out with her farm.  See, there is hope for humanity yet!

If only he could grow that much hair on his head... sigh.

Awwwwwww  :swoon

 I think this guy was sweetheart and it really made me laugh.  Too bad i'm such a bitch :(

Geeez Louise buddy!

Johnny Cash thought it was important that I know his travel plans.

These are just funny:

Wow. Just wow.

Day one...

The Delicate Flower, er... I mean boyfriend, broke up with me this weekend, which prompted me to get back on the horse.  And by horse I mean POF, aka Plenty of Freaks. If you are interested in men sending you one word messages (the written equivelant of a grunt) then you can sign up at POF here: Plenty of Fish   So I created an amazing profile with awesome pictures to boot, and then waited....

Click on the photo to view larger image.  Trust me, it's worth it.

POF Profile

I'm pretty sure most people didn't read my entire profile.  Had they read thru it they probably wouldn't have messaged me.  And if they did read thru it and still messaged me, well then they got what they deserved.

User names and profile pictures are blacked out to protect the freaks... I mean the innocent.

The first two didn't really take the bait, which saddened me.

This guy wasn't falling for it either :( 

This guy above was really cute, but he lived far away and was only 5'6" which I clearly stated I could not do.  If he can't follow directions then obvs he ain't going to cut the muster. Ya know what I'm sayin?

Now my buddy JB down below, he took it to a new level. Desperate much??

I maybe almost would have felt sorry for him, until he agreed with the frog thing, and the farmin' every day.  I totes think he is serious.

This guy below was ok, until he wanted to creap my FB.  And he said he has a "bike" which if bike automatically = Harley, then he can be my friend.  With my luck he'd come to pick me up with his "bike" and i'd end up on a Moped.

I don't have a retort for this one!

On a less funny note, I do have a real profile on another sight and I am getting less messages than I get for my hobby farm profile.  This message is from my real profile, and it cracked me right the hell up.  He was kinda douchey and his profile said he wouldn't have sex before marriage, but yet he has a child with a one night stand chick :wtf?  Anyhow, he messaged me while I was having a few beverages at the Pub with my boy Jeremy (who is single and looking, ladies!) and I thought, well I am feeling hungry, so I agreed he could pick me up there.  He realllllly likes holding hands apparently because he did it all fucking night, which was irritating.  When I told him I didn't want, nor was I ever going to have another child, he was visibly upset.  Again :wtf???  Apparently I made a lasting impression on him as well since ya know, he didn't recognize my picture. 

He is correct, my profile pisses excellence every morning.  It's that good.  True story.

And just because I find this exchange amusing (clearly i'm easily amused) -

"I think it was chicken" rofl...

This guy is really cool, we had tons of fun.  Plus he has a good job, is super tall (winning!) and doesn't sleep on a futon in his parents basement!  I would totally have seen him again except Delicate Flower came back right aroundt that time.  Since he brought up the funny, it's too good not to share.

And that concludes day one.